Quote from Lorelai in I Get a Sidekick Out of You
Mrs. Kim: What do you mean Luke's out of town?! Lorelai: Uh, well, I mean, Luke's left town. He's gone far away from town. Town's there, and Luke's over here. Mrs. Kim: He's not coming to the wedding with you? Lorelai: No. Mrs. Kim: You mean you're coming alone, unescorted? Lorelai: Well, Rory will be there. Mrs. Kim: No, she won't like it. You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of a certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear, people will think things, bad things. Lorelai: Like what? Mrs. Kim: Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale. Lorelai: Wow, suddenly Footloose not seeming so silly. Mrs. Kim: What are we gonna do? Lorelai: Well, I guess first of all, we should agree on a price.