Emily: Richard, what are you doing? Why are you stopping?
Richard: Because this contraption, as you call it, can only be used when the car is stopped.
Emily: So every time we want to ask the machine for directions, we have to pull over to the side of the road?
Richard: It would appear so.
Emily: I thought the whole point of installing the machine was to avoid pulling over to the side of the road to ask directions.
[elsewhere, listening on the phone:]
Lorelai: If I told people, they wouldn't believe it.
Rory: What's going on?
Lorelai: Apparently, there's a fight to the death between Richard and Emily and an evil German supercomputer.
Rory: Oh, I wanna hear.
[back:]
Emily: I thought we paid $4,000 for a computer to give us directions, not to baby-sit us and make decisions for us about how to live our lives. I mean, what's next? The radio won't turn on if it doesn't like the song? The engine won't start if the cup of coffee I'm holding is too hot? Maybe the car won't go in reverse if it doesn't like the smell of my perfume.
Richard: At the moment, Emily, I would be happy if I could just get the damn thing to stop barking at me in German.