Rory: Are you sure this whole thing isn't just an elaborate scheme to get me to help you clean your house?
Lorelai: Just throw away or hide anything that might be incriminating.
Rory: Incriminating?
Lorelai: Yes. Anything that can, could or might lead to a conversation about anything.
Rory: How about this?
Lorelai: Are you kidding me? A freckled, half-naked Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Vanity Fair? Uh, skin cancer, drug abuse, anorexia, bra shopping. Just dump it.