Quote from Kirk in I'm OK, You're OK
Kirk: [into headset] Look, Mrs. Kingston, Kirk will not rest until you are satisfied. Your demands are Kirk's demands. Your needs are Kirk's needs. Kirk is here for you. Lorelai: Uh, Kirk? Kirk: [into headset] Kirk appreciates that, Mrs. Kingston. We'll talk soon. Lorelai: What are you doing here? Kirk: Trying to bag a whale. Kirk's in the real estate game now. Lorelai: Stop doing that. Kirk: What? Lorelai: Referring to yourself as Kirk. Kirk: But that's Kirk's thing. Every realtor needs a thing. This is Kirk's thing.