Quote from Lorelai in Friday Night's Alright for Fighting
Lorelai: Paul Anka, mommy's home! She comes bearing kibble! Hey, where are you?! Oh, no. What have you done? You're hiding. That means you've done something weird. Oh, seriously? You know, some dogs dig! It might be a nice change of pace!
Babette: [on answer machine] Hey, sugar. I heard some terrible crashing sounds coming from your living room today. I tried to get in, but Luke fixed the back door, so you can't jiggle it off the hinge anymore. You should really talk to him about that, sweetie. I hope everything's okay. Call me later if it's not. Bye-bye, toots!