Luke: So, tell me, how was Paul Anka - the person, not the dog?
Lorelai: We didn't get to see him.
Luke: Why not? It's all you talked about.
Lorelai: The billboard was old and his show had actually closed a week before we got there.
Luke: So, who'd you end up seeing?
Lorelai: Well, it came down to Journey without their original lead singer, INXS without their original lead singer, Queen without their original lead singer, the Supremes without Diana, and, weirdly, the James Brown band without James Brown.
Rory: But we wound up seeing Tony Danza, who was sublime.
Lorelai: Oh, the tap dancing.
Rory: Why Taxi never utilized his musical-comedy skills is astonishing.
Luke: Sounds great.
Lorelai: Oh, and we snagged you a Paul Anka t-shirt.
Rory: Had some left over.
Lorelai: Wear it tonight.