Luke: They'll find someone else.
Lorelai: How is this not your thing?
Luke: I don't want to coach a soccer team.
Lorelai: They don't need a coach. How closely were you listening?
Luke: Well, not that closely. Kids usually talk, but they don't say anything. They just kind of yammer, so if you don't find them cute, they're just boring.
Lorelai: You should really have your own children's show, you know, as an alternative to the nice ones.
Luke: You know what I mean.