Luke: What is this?
Lorelai: You know, they shouldn't be allowed to put just anything into a martini glass. Martinis should go into a martini glass. Gin martinis, vodka martinis, period. That's it.
Luke: Do you know what this is?
Lorelai: It's raw fish. Dip it in soy sauce and swallow it real quick. We were gonna drink martinis. The rat pack drank martinis. James Bond drank martinis. You know, it's the sweet drinks that really kill you. It's the sugar that gives you the hangover, that makes you throw up.
Luke: 'Cause no one's ever thrown up from a martini before.