[dream sequence:]
Madeleine Albright: So, you know what I think?
Rory: What?
Madeleine Albright: I think you're a great, cool kid and the best friend a girl could have.
Rory: Back at ya.
Madeleine Albright: And it's so hard to believe that, at exactly this time many moons ago, I was lying in exactly the same position.
Rory: Oh, boy, here we go.
Madeleine Albright: Only I had a fat stomach and huge ankles and I was swearing like a sailor...
Rory: ...on leave.
Madeleine Albright: ...on leave, right. And there I was...
Rory: ...in labor
Madeleine Albright: ...and while there's some who call it the most meaningful experience of their life...
Rory: you compare it to something more akin to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite.
Madeleine Albright: Right.
Rory: I wonder if the Waltons ever did this.