Paris: Appetizers?
Man: Oh, thank you.
Paris: You're welcome. [the man eats] So how was that?
Man: Mm, fine, very good.
Paris: I meant the transaction. I'd love a performance review. Come on. Be my Dave Navarro.
Man: Um, you were fine.
Paris: I'm gonna need more. It was T.S. Eliot who said "Criticism is as inevitable as breathing and said that we should be none the worse for articulating what passes in our mind when we read a book, see a play, or" - now I'm elaborating - pass a cheddar and olive ball. I need some feedback.
Man: Really, you offered it to me well, and all seemed great, and I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Paris: Good. Thank you. This has been a help.