‘Concert Interruptus’
Season 1, Episode 13 - Aired February 15, 2001
After Rory is paired with Paris, Louise and Madeline on a school debate team, Lorelai suggests inviting the girls along to a Bangles concert.
Quote from Lorelai
Sookie: Did you ever see Everest?
Lorelai: No.
Sookie: It's a good movie.
Lorelai: We must be getting close. We're running out of rows.
Sookie: And 1,000. Okay. We're here.
Lorelai: Great. Okay. This is fine.
Sookie: Yep. Not bad at all. [Lorelai giggles] [both giggle] What? What is so funny?
Lorelai: These are the worst seats in the entire world.
Sookie: They are, aren't they?
Lorelai: Oh, my God! It's so funny. Don't you think this is funny?
Man: You know, I don't.
Lorelai: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Sookie: Ooh, they're starting! Do you have a lighter?
Lorelai: You mean a flamethrower. Get it? A flamethrower, 'cause it's so far.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I never pictured Luke with an Elle MacPherson kind of pretty.
Sookie: No? Pictured him more with a Lorelai Gilmore kind of pretty?
Lorelai: Oh, the air up here must be very thin, because you're delirious.
Sookie: And you're jealous.
Lorelai: What?
Sookie: You're jealous of Rachel.
Lorelai: You're accusing me of being jealous of a woman who dumped a man I'm not even interested in five years ago?
Sookie: Yes.
Lorelai: And you don't think that's crazy?
Sookie: I do think that's crazy.
Lorelai: Right, I'm not jealous.
Sookie: Yeah, you are.
Quote from Paris
Paris: I wonder, if I was missing, if my mom would come looking for me.
Rory: Paris, you know she would.
Paris: Yeah, or at least she'd send somebody.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: So, talk to anybody today?
Rory: You mean Madeline or Louise or Paris?
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: No.
Lorelai: Right.
Rory: But I bet school tomorrow will be interesting.
Lorelai: Oh, yes. Stories of Rory's crazy, Bangles-obsessed mother ripping open apartment doors, scaring the pointy-haired boys.
Rory: Totally uncool, man.
Lorelai: [sighs] I had to do it, Rory. They could have gotten hurt.
Rory: I know.
Quote from Rory
Lorelai: Oh, God, I thought inviting those girls out would make it easier for you at school.
Rory: Yeah, well, I've always thought "easy" is completely overrated.
Lorelai: That's my twisted girl.
Rory: Plus Paris decided to let me split the debate time with her.
Lorelai: Wow! Wait, why am I wowing?
Rory: Because splitting debate time with Paris is like doing that spitting-in-your-palm and-shaking-hands friendship oath thing.
Lorelai: But way less gross.
Rory: Yeah.
Lorelai: Good, I'm glad then.