Kirk: Rory, in my official capacity as town sash presenter, I would like to present you with this sash, which I also happened to make in my official capacity as town sash maker.
Rory: Well, thank you.
Kirk: Kneel before me. [Rory stands still] All right, could you at least bow your head a little bit?
Lorelai: Wow, that's quite a sash.
Kirk: I got the material from one of mother's nighties.
Lorelai: Ew.

Lorelai: Mom, why do you want to loan me money?
Emily: All it would require is the three of us sit down and hash out the details. Obviously, we want to get together with you from time to time to see how things are progressing, but we wouldn't become pests about it.
Lorelai: Mom, why don't we just talk about it Friday night at dinner?
Emily: Oh. So our Friday-night dinners are going to continue, then?
Lorelai: Well, we might as well. I've kind of gotten used to it.
Emily: All right. That sounds fine. But don't be late and don't wear jeans.
Lorelai: When have I ever worn jeans to dinner?
Emily: Well... I don't know, it could very well be Rory who enforces the dress code. I'm just saying I don't think that jeans are appropriate.
Lorelai: Fine, spandex and a tube top it is.

Emily: Now, listen, you keep in touch, and not just postcards. Phone calls as well.
Rory: Of course.
Emily: It's an honor to be your grandmother, Rory Gilmore.
Rory: Well, thank you. I... Thank you for everything.

Rory: The coffee smells good.
Lorelai: Hello, old friend.
Luke: How is it?
Lorelai: Mmm. Your first pot is always your best.
Luke: Good.
Rory: Thanks for opening up the place.
Luke: I got to take care of my best customers.

Luke: So, you guys know what you want?
Lorelai: Oh, hmm, I have no idea.
Rory: Looks like a delightful menu.
Lorelai: Oh, it does look delightful, charming.
Rory: Very charming, nice font.
Lorelai: I wish there were pictures. You know, I'm gonna need a minute. I can't decide.
Luke: Take all the time you need.
Lorelai: But in the meantime, could we get some eggs and bacon and hash browns to tide us over?
Luke: Coming up.
Lorelai: And pancakes?

Lorelai: Hey, you got to be careful when you drink coffee on the bus, it's bumpy.
Rory: I can handle it.
Lorelai: I should have gotten you a sippy cup.
Rory: Maybe I should get a flask.
Lorelai: Do they make flasks for hot beverages?
Rory: Yeah, they're called thermoses.
Lorelai: Right, I'll get you a thermos that says "World's Greatest Reporter" to match your cap.
Rory: Oh, yeah, about that, I meant to tell you that I left that cap at home.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: Well, it wasn't very flattering.
Lorelai: Well, how will people know you're the world's greatest reporter?
Rory: I don't know.
Lorelai: I guess they'll just have to read your stuff.
Rory: I guess so.

Lorelai: Excuse me, Ms. Amanpour?
Christiane Amanpour: Yes?
Lorelai: Hello, I'm Lorelai Gilmore. I run the inn.
Christiane Amanpour: Very nice to meet you. It's a lovely inn.
Lorelai: Thank you so much. I'm sorry to bother you, but my daughter is a huge fan of yours, she always has been.
Christiane Amanpour: That's very nice to hear. Thank you.
Lorelai: Yeah, she just graduated from Yale, actually, where she was the editor of the Yale Daily News.
Christiane Amanpour: That's great.
Lorelai: Anyway she'd love to meet you, if that's okay.
Christiane Amanpour: I'd love to. Is she here?

Rory: I can't believe I just met Christiane Amanpour in my pajamas.
Lorelai: Well, I'm sure you made an impression.

Lorelai: All right, after "Great Adventure" the next roller coaster could be here at Lake Compounce, home of the "Boulder Dash".
Rory: Love it.
Lorelai: "The number one choice of wooden roller coasters", according to Mr. Arthur Levine of about.com.
Rory: Oh, yes. The venerable Mr. Levin, a legend in coaster criticism.
Lorelai: So you've heard of him.
Rory: Well, of course. What coast connoisseur hasn't?
Lorelai: "Great airtime", he says. "Smooth ride, relentless speed from start to finish".

Lorelai: You can admit it if you're scared.
Rory: What? I'm not scared, are you scared?
Lorelai: No, I'm not scared, but I'm not the one who screams.
Rory: That happened once.
Lorelai: Nearly busted my eardrums.
Rory: You want to keep talking smack, or you want to tell me what comes after the Boulder Dash?
Lorelai: How about the "Cyclone" in Coney Island. And then we can head west to the "Millennium Force" in Ohio, this calls it a "Giga Roller coaster".
Rory: You know what I say? No hands, eyes open. That's right, you heard me.
Lorelai: I'll believe it when I see it.