Babette: [both whisper] "My Funny Valentine", it doesn't work, it's April already. What about "Down with Love" to open?
Miss Patty: It's too depressing.
Babette: It's not depressing, it's ironic.
Miss Patty: People don't listen to music for irony.
Babette: What about 'Weird Al'-
Miss Patty: Weird who?

Kirk: Wait a second, did you just say Rory's graduation party is cancelled?
Lorelai: Oh ho, it's good news. Someone got a job.
Babette: What job?
Rory: I'm gonna be a reporter for an online magazine.
Lorelai: Oh, it's better than that. Se's going to Iowa, and she's gonna be on the campaign bus with Barack Obama. [silence]
Babette: No party at all?