Rory: You humanely killed lobsters and you got me a present?
Logan: I'm a multitasker.
Rory: [gasps] It's a bracelet.
Luke: It's a tennis bracelet.
Lorelai: You know what a tennis bracelet is?
Luke: Well, my sister makes jewelry, so I've picked up some terms.

Luke: Hey...
Lorelai: What?
Luke: You know I love you, right?
Lorelai: I really need to hear that once in a while.
Luke: I love you, and I'm going to marry you, and at our wedding, we are having lobster.
Lorelai: Okay. I really love this necklace.

Lorelai: Wow!
Luke: What?
Lorelai: Breakfast Santa's been here.
Luke: Breakfast Santa?
Lorelai: Wow. Kids must have left it for us.
Luke: Well, I don't think there's really a breakfast Santa.

Luke: Last time I was at the beach, I was like 18.
Lorelai: I was there. When I was a kid, I used to go with my friend Trish and her family. It had that snack stand where the cute boy worked. Remember? He looked like Emilio Estevez.
Luke: Well, I remember the snack stand, not Emilio.

Luke: What am I going to do with all that stuff?
Lorelai: Keep it. It looked good on you, especially the sweatpants. You got nice mass ass.
Luke: A what?
Lorelai: Massachusetts ass.
Luke: Well, maybe I'll keep those then.

Lorelai: Now, what else, what else, what else. "The first people on the island of Martha's vineyard were Indians of the Wampanoag tribe. This tribe still makes up a large part of the town originally called Gay Head." Hmm, figures, the Indians survive poverty, disease, then get stuck living in a place called "Gay Head."
Luke: I guess.
Lorelai: You think there's any connection between Gay Head and spermaceti?
Luke: I have no idea. Wait, it's an island?
Lorelai: Yeah, apparently.
Luke: That means there's a ferry.
Lorelai: Oh, there is a ferry to Gay Head? That is just too easy.