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Friends: The One with Two Parts: Part 2

117. The One with Two Parts: Part 2

Aired February 23, 1995

After Rachel injured herself finally taking down the Christmas lights, Monica takes her to the hospital and finds out Rachel doesn't have any insurance. The pair swap identities so Rachel can be treated on Monica's insurance, but when they meet a pair of attractive doctors they're forced to keep up the deception longer than they anticipated.

Meanwhile, Phoebe tries to soften the blow for Joey when Ursula decides to end their relationship without even telling him, and Ross questions whether he will ever feel like a father.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Dr. Jeffrey Rosen: Excuse me?
Rachel: God, young, young. I meant young, heh. Young to be a doctor.


Quote from Monica

Monica: Uh, you left out the stupid part.
Rachel: It's not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said yes.
Monica: I think it's totally insane. I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime.

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: I hope it's okay.
Chandler: "Happy Birthday, Peehee".

Quote from Ross

Monica: Maybe we can make a B out of one of those roses.
Ross: Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.

Quote from Jack Geller

Ross: You know, I just, I just I just needed to know, um when did you start to feel like a father?
Jack Geller: Oh. Well, I guess it must have been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing. And all of a sudden, you grabbed my finger with your whole fist and you squeezed it so tight. And that's when I knew. So you don't want to go to Williamsburg?
Ross: We can go to Williamsburg.
Jack Geller: Eat your fish.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Okay, worst case scenario: Say you never feel like a father.
Ross: Uh-huh.
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Ross: Do you have a point?
Chandler: You know, you'd think I would.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Name. Address. Okay. In case of emergency, call?
Rachel: You.
Monica: Really?
Rachel: Yeah.
Monica: Oh, that is so sweet.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad.
Joey: Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: So, what are you gonna do?
Joey: What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
Chandler: And your friend Phoebe?
Joey: Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?
Chandler: Man, if you tried that on my birthday you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit.

Quote from Rachel

Monica: I say we blow off the dates.
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute. They are doctors. Cute doctors. Doctors who are cute.

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