Joey: Oh, I got something. Okay, it's this story that I came up with. Very romantic. I swear, any woman that hears it, they're like putty.
Ross: Really? Okay, tell it to me.
Joey: Now, you're gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it. But you have to remember, it is just the story.
Ross: I'll try to control myself.
Joey: Okay. Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe-
Ross: You were backpacking across Europe?
Joey: Have a nice six more months, Ross.

Joey: Whoa. What are you doing here? How'd your date go?
Ross: Great. I'm across the street having sex with her right now.

Ross: Your story sucks.
Joey: Hey, look. If the story didn't work, it's because you didn't tell it right. Show me how you did it.
Ross: No. No, I don't want to.
Joey: How long since you seen a girl naked?
Ross: I was backpacking across Western Europe-
Joey: I'm not feeling it.
Ross: I was just outside of Barcelona, hiking-
Joey: No, no, no, Ross. I'm not hot. Are you hot?
Ross: It's been six months. I'm always hot!

Rachel: Okay, in about 10 seconds, you're going to see him kiss me.
Ross: And in about 5 seconds, you're going to see why.
[on the videotape:]
Rachel: Ross, did I ever tell you about the time I went backpacking through Western Europe?
[present:]
Rachel: Okay. Get ready to see some begging.
Phoebe: Oh, you came on to Ross!
Rachel: What?
Ross: Now I'm so happy.
Rachel: What are you talking about?
Monica: You used the Europe story.
Chandler: That's the magic story you use when you want to have sex.

Rachel: You think it looked amazing?
Ross: I don't know. I mean, I honestly didn't watch it.
Rachel: Yeah, me neither. Yet.
Ross: Uh, that may be weird.
Rachel: Yeah, it would be really weird.
[Ross and Rachel get ready to watch the tape]
Ross: Good luck.
Rachel: Good luck to you.
Ross: Mind if I mute?
Rachel: Oh, please.
Ross: There go the clothes.
Rachel: You are undressing awfully quickly.
Ross: Six months, Rachel. Six months.

Ross: We look pretty good.
Rachel: I was gonna say.
Ross: Ooh, nice tan.
Rachel: Thank you. I'd just gone to the beach that weekend. Have you been working out?
Ross: I have been working out.
Rachel: Well, this is so much better than I ever- Oh.
Ross: Eh. Oh, that's not pretty.
Rachel: Oh, oh. Oh God. Make it stop. Make it stop.

Monica: Oh, I'm sorry. Was that another joke?
Chandler: Was that another question?

Monica: Now that Ross knows, can you tell us how it happened? When did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Phoebe: Monica, that's not right. Start with where.

Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know that I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon. I can't wait to go in there and spend the rest of our lives together.
Monica: You're sticking with the shell necklace, huh?

Monica: The best part is, we met this incredible couple on the flight.
Phoebe: That was the best part? Good honeymooning, tiger.