Phoebe: So, Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Monica: I have no idea.

Doug: Let's go out there and get them! And remember: There is no "I" in "team."
Chandler: Yes, but there's two in "martini." So, everybody, back to my office.

Chandler: Today, my boss kept slapping my butt and acting like it's no big deal.
Phoebe: What'd you do about it?
Chandler: I didn't do anything. I didn't want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.
Monica: I gotta tell you, I think it's okay to be that guy.

Rachel: You know, I don't understand guys. I mean, I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by, you know, grabbing her boob.
Chandler: Yeah, I know. For a really great stew, you'd just stick your head in between them.

Chandler: What if Joey was president?

Phoebe: Can I ask you something? Okay, you can totally say no, but would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Rachel: With who?
Phoebe: My friend Bonnie. She always thought Ross was cute and she asked if I could set it up. But if that's not cool-
Rachel: Which one is Bonnie?
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party? Average height, medium build, bald.
Rachel: That's fine.

Rachel: You said she was bald.
Phoebe: Yes, she was bald. She's not now.
Rachel: How could you not tell me she has hair?
Phoebe: I don't know. I hardly ever say that about people.

Pete: One other thing. Hoshi thinks you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
Monica: Yeah, that was the problem.

Phoebe: Hey, Ross, so how did it go with Bonnie?
Ross: Oh, I gotta tell you, I wasn't expecting to like her at all. I actually wasn't expecting to like anyone right now. But she's really terrific.
Phoebe: Oh, it's too bad.
Ross: No, I'm saying I liked her.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, there are other fish in the sea.
Ross: Pheebs, I think she's great, okay? We're going out again.
Phoebe: Okay, I hear you. Are you capable of talking about anything else?

Ross: So did your boss try to slap you again today?
Chandler: Nine times. I had to put on lotion.