‘The One with the Tiny T-Shirt’
Season 3, Episode 19 - Aired March 27, 1997
When Rachel is asked out for the first time since she broke up with Ross, she accepts she needs to move on and decides to return a box of Ross's stuff. Meanwhile, Joey can't stop thinking about his frustrating new co-star, Kate, and Monica realizes she doesn't feel anything for Pete.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: It's driving me crazy. In every other way, he's the perfect guy. He has everything. Plus, he actually has everything.
Chandler: Life-sized lmperial Storm Troopers from Sharper lmage?
Monica: Two.
Chandler: Wow. Can Joey and I put them on and fight?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Ross, you gotta stop, okay? You can't stare through the peephole for three hours. You're gonna get peep-eye.
Quote from Rachel
Mark: Why do all your coffee mugs have numbers?
Rachel: Oh, that's so Monica can keep track. That way if one of them's missing, she can be like, "Where's number 27?"
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: All right, let's go shopping! I got a positive balance on my credit card and I want to use it up before Citibank goes under.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please try and stay focused on my problem here?
Chandler: I'm talking about you, you big, big freak.
Joey: Oh. You're out of your mind.
Chandler: Hey, you have done nothing but talk about her for 48 hours. If you were in a school yard, you'd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now.
Joey: Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff?
Quote from Monica
Monica: He's great. We have such a good time together. He's so funny and so sweet. And I'm not attracted to him at all.
Quote from Ross
Chandler: I can blow-dry it, gel it. It doesn't matter. I still wind up with this little cowlick-y thing on the middle part of my head. It's so annoying. Does it bug you?
Ross: You bug me.
Quote from Monica
Pete: Can I ask you something? Where are we?
Monica: Well, with all these doctors and nurses, I'm gonna say, "Midget Rodeo."