‘The One with the Tiny T-Shirt’
Season 3, Episode 19 - Aired March 27, 1997
When Rachel is asked out for the first time since she broke up with Ross, she accepts she needs to move on and decides to return a box of Ross's stuff. Meanwhile, Joey can't stop thinking about his frustrating new co-star, Kate, and Monica realizes she doesn't feel anything for Pete.
Quote from Gunther
Gunther: [inner monologue] "Say, Rachel l was wondering if you'd go to a movie with me sometime ... as my lover. Too out there. Maybe you'd like to get something to eat with me sometime ... as my lover."
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: But it was so strange. I mean, I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do and I felt guilty, like I'd be cheating on Ross or something.
Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means you're not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Rachel: I don't have issues with my father.
Phoebe: Okay. So it's probably just the Ross thing.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: Okay, I have a friend, Jimmy Tupperman, what would his powers be?
Chandler: Tupper Man! He would keep criminals fresh until the police came.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Hello, people who do not live here. I gave you a key for emergencies.
Phoebe: We were out of Doritos.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Where's the rest of my stuff? Like my ... Hey, this book is mine. And that T-shirt you sleep in? I'd like that back too. Yes, I do.
Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt. You never even wear that T-shirt.
Ross: I'm just trying to help you "move on."
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty-
Ross: Petty.
Rachel: -petty, petty. Small.
Ross: Small.
Rachel: You are so just doing this out of spite.
Ross: Oh, no. I'm gonna wear this all the time. I love this shirt!
Rachel: You haven't worn that t-shirt since you were 15. It doesn't even fit you anymore.
Ross: Okay, okay. [puts on the tiny t-shirt] If you don't mind, I'm gonna take the rest of my stuff ... and "relax" in my favorite shirt.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Hey, how'd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Chandler: "Mr. Millionaire. New, from Snooty Playthings. Third wife sold separately."
Quote from Joey
Joey: So the play's pretty great, huh?
Kate: Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Banberry's work. She's so incisive when it comes to deconstructing the middle class.
Joey: Oh, forget about it. She rocks.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: What do you think she wants?
Ross: Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realizes that life without me ... sucks.
Chandler: It's possible. You are very lovable. I'd miss you if I broke up with you. Just trying to be supportive.
Ross: Well, be supportive like a guy.
Chandler: [deeper voice] If I broke up with you, I'd miss you.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Okay, I'm running out of places I can touch him. Is something wrong with me? Why am I only attracted to guys with no future? Either they're too old, or they're too young.
And there's Pete, who's crazy about me, and he's absolutely perfect, and there's zip going on. Does it sound like something's wrong with me?
Phoebe: Yeah, kind of.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Just because she went to Yale, she thinks she's the greatest actress ... since sliced bread.
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth.