Rachel: Yeah, we found them. They were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Phoebe: And you have nothing to worry about because they're all crap.
Chandler: Those are my gifts. I got those for you.
Phoebe: Oh. Thanks, Chandler, they're great.
Rachel: Well, Chandler, what is this very weird metal A-Z thing?
Chandler: Those are bookends. That's a great gift.
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, I'm sorry. Thank you for my "az."

Chandler: Just make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet.
Rachel: Yes, okay. Oh, by the way, I just got to say I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved you still keep storing that stuff for Joey.

Monica: Excuse me, sir. Would it help if I weren't wearing underpants?
Ross: Monica! Would it?

Ross: When the music starts up, I was thinking about maybe going into the robot.
Monica: Ross? I think we should stick to the routine. We don't want to look stupid.

Phoebe: Hey, look who I found.
Chandler: Oh, hi, guys.
Phoebe: You know, birds have a very good sense of direction, so I thought maybe they could help us find the presents.
Chandler: Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes. Any ideas? No? Didn't think so.

Chandler: Well, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage. I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage.
Phoebe: Hmm. How about my "az"?

Ross: Hey, I know what'll get us up on a platform.
Monica: What?
Ross: The routine!
Monica: Ross, we haven't done the routine since middle school.
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine he'll want to build us our own platform.
Monica: Was it really that good?
Ross: We got honorable mention in the brother/sister dance category.

Phoebe: Ooh, ooh. We have a live one.
Rachel: Oh, it's a Macy's bag.
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooh, who's it for?
Rachel: "Dear Losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
Phoebe: Uh-oh. She may be onto us.

Ross: Wow. Monica's letting other people help decorate her tree? Did someone get her drunk again, or...?
Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. It's about being with the people that you love.
Phoebe: That is nice. And we're done. Ta-da.
Chandler: I don't know what it is. It just doesn't quite feel like Christmas to me.
Monica: Oh, yeah.
[Monica rotates the Christmas tree so only the side she decorated is visible]
Chandler: See, now it feels like Christmas.

Ross: I am so over Janine. Yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now she's like old news.
Janine: Hey, guys.
Ross: [enthusiastically] Janine!