‘The One with the Prom Video’
Season 2, Episode 14 - Aired February 1, 1996
Now that he's making money on Days of Our Lives, Joey repays Chandler for all the times he helped him out with $812 and a garish bracelet. Meanwhile, Monica's parents come to town with some of her old belongings, including a home video from the night of Monica and Rachel's prom.
Quote from Ross
Jack Geller: Come on, kid. Let's go.
Judy Geller: My. Are you handsome.
Jack Geller: Let's show them. Just a sec, Dad.
Ross: [to himself] Okay, be cool. Just be cool.
Quote from Judy Geller
Judy Geller: So what's new with you? What can you tell us? How's your job?
Monica: Job? Well... Uh, did I mention that I still don't have a boyfriend?
Judy Geller: Oh, well I just assume.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Give me a second. I want to get this just right. Dude, eleven o'clock, totally hot babe checking you out. That was really good. I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Quote from Jack Geller
Judy Geller: Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica?
Monica: Over here, Dad.
Jack Geller: Wait. How do you zoom out? There she is.
Quote from Jack Geller
Judy Geller: I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Ross: Doubtful.
Judy Geller: Jack, give me that. Talk to your son. All right, go on. This thing's heavy.
Jack Geller: Your mother's right. Take her. You can wear my tux.
Ross: She won't wanna go with me.
Jack Geller: Of course she would. You're a college man.
Ross: I don't know.
Jack Geller: Well, come on. Don't you wanna find out?
Rachel: I can't believe I don't get go to my own prom prom. This is so harsh!
Ross: Okay, Hold my board.
Jack Geller: Thataboy! Thataboy!
Quote from Jack Geller
Jack Geller: Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining- Oh, no.
Monica: Bye, don't wait up.
Rachel: Chip.
Judy Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Jack Geller: Press the button.
Judy Geller: Which one? Which button? Jack.
Jack Geller: The button. The button.
Quote from Jack Geller
Judy Geller: Where is my grandson? You didn't bring him?
Ross: No, he's at Carol's and Susan's today.
Jack Geller: A woman in my office is a lesbian. I'm just saying.
Quote from Jack Geller
Jack Geller: You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. I'm just saying, it's right there.