Restaurant Manager: So if I want to call for a reference on your last job?
Monica: That's right there on the bottom, see? The manager, Chandler Bing.

Ross: Hey, who's this Casey?
Phoebe: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.
Ross: Oh, really. What does he want with her?
Chandler: I guess he wants to do a little dance you know, make a little love. Well, pretty much get down tonight.

Ross: I don't get it. You know, two months ago, Rachel and I were this close. Now I'm taking messages from guys she meets at the movies? I mean, this Casey should be taking down my messages, you know? Or, or Rachel and I should be together and we should get some kind of message service.

Chandler: Hey, you feeling better?
Monica: Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.
Phoebe: So, do you have other possibilities?
Monica: Oh, yeah. Well, there is the possibility that I won't make rent.

Jack Geller: Hi.
Judy Geller: Hi, darling.
Monica: What's this?
Jack Geller: Some of your old stuff.
Judy Geller: Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.
Monica: Wow, that is a surprise.

Joey: Hey, I got you something for you.
Chandler: What's this?
Joey: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
Chandler: Oh, I don't know what Big Leon told you, but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
Joey: Well, I'm making money now. And this is paying you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza that I can't even count. I love you, man.
Chandler: Well, thanks, man. Now I can get my pony.

Ross: Monica, if you want, I could lend you some money.
Monica: Oh, no, no. If I couldn't pay you back right away, then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
Ross: Oh, okay. Then why don't you borrow it from Mom and Dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.

Judy Geller: We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up.
Rachel: Oh. Well, they're just separated. So you never know. We'll see.
Jack Geller: Well, I can't say any of us were surprised. Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
Rachel: What? What incident?
Jack Geller: Um, no, no. I must be thinking of someone else. Maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold, dear. Fold. You fold.

Chandler: I am here, on my knees holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. Much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now-

Chandler: I can't believe it.
Phoebe: Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.
Chandler: Oh, you're right. I should play in the hay. Forget the fact that I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with. Bring on the hay.
Rachel: Hey. I've got something that'll make you happy. Guess what Gunther found?
Phoebe: Oh. Hey, now you have two. Oh, now you have two.