‘The One with the Joke’
Season 6, Episode 12 - Aired January 13, 2000
After Ross gets a joke printed in Playboy magazine, Chandler argues that he thought of the joke. Meanwhile, Joey reluctantly takes a job at Central Perk, and Phoebe offends Monica by saying would hypothetically choose to date Rachel over her.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Phoebe? It's okay that you don't want me to be your girlfriend. Because I have the best boyfriend.
Phoebe: You know, suddenly I find you very attractive.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: How'd the audition go?
Joey: Oh, not good. No. I didn't get the part. And I lost my job here, so...
Phoebe: Wow, that is a bad audition.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Pretty nice, huh? Now who's a pushover?
Phoebe: Rach, you're in my seat.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Okay, Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And his doctor's name is Dr.
Mompey. So I said, "Dr. Monkey?" And that is how the whole Dr. Monkey thing came up.