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The One with the Jellyfish

‘The One with the Jellyfish’

Season 4, Episode 1 - Aired September 25, 1997

When Ross chooses to get back together with Rachel, she wants him to accept responsibility for everything that went wrong in their relationship. Meanwhile, Chandler, Joey and Monica have a day they would rather forget at the beach.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey, what if you found out that your mom wasn't really your mom. And your new mom turned out to be really hot? [chuckles] Oh, man, huh?
Chandler: But it- It's your mom.
Joey: No, I'm talking about your mom.


Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Oh, and by the way, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home on Saturday playing Scrabble with Monica.
Monica: Hey.
Rachel: Sorry.

Quote from Ross

Ross: I've got to go break up with Bonnie.
Rachel: Here? Now?
Ross: Well, I can't stay here all night. And if I go in there, she'll going to want to do stuff.
Rachel: Can't you tell her that you are not in the mood?
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah, faking sleep doesn't work either. I can't tell you how many mornings I've woken up many times with her-Why am I telling you that?
Rachel: I don't know.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe Abbott: Anyhow, somehow I got pregnant and I was scared. I was stupid and selfish. I was 18 years old. You remember what it was like to be 18?
Phoebe: Yeah. Let's see, my mom had killed herself and my dad had run off, and I was living in a Gremlin with a guy named Cindy who talked to his hand.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Shoot. We're out of soda.
Chandler: I'll go out and get you some.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: No, because I'm not your boyfriend.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Hey, Pheebs, how'd it go?
Phoebe: Well, my mom's friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth mom.
Chandler: I found a dried-up seahorse.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Was it awful?
Ross: Well, it was long. I didn't realize how late it was till I saw the five o'clock shadow on her head.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Pass the cheese, please. Oh my God, you can't even look at me, can you?
Joey: No.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Hey, it's Phoebe. We can talk to Phoebe.
Phoebe: No, I'm too depressed to talk.
Chandler: I'll give you $1000 to talk to us.

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