‘The One with the Holiday Armadillo’
Season 7, Episode 10 - Aired December 14, 2000
Ross tries to teach Ben about the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel won't want to move back in with her now their apartment is ready.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey, Pheebs if you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building why not get him something a little bit more subtle like a wrecking ball or a vial of small pox to release in the hallway?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Yes. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.
Monica: Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel so she wouldn't want to live there anymore?
Phoebe: Maybe on some level.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Phoebe, did you get all this stuff for Joey to try to drive me out of the apartment? You might as well have gotten him a fish. You know how fish freak me out.
Phoebe: Fish.
Quote from Ross
Salesman: Hello, sir. You here to return those pants?
Ross: No, these are my pants.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees!-
Chandler: [entering] Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Ben: Santa!
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy, Ben. What are you doing here, Weird Turtle Man?
Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?
Chandler: What?
Quote from Chandler
Ben: Did you bring me any presents, Santa?
Chandler: You bet I did, Ben. Put her there. Well, it would have worked this time if his hands weren't so damn small.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Ho, ho, ho!
Monica: Okay, Ben, why don't you come open some more presents. Santa, the armadillo and I will have a little talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Fine, I'll give the suit back.
Monica: Hey, you think you can keep it another night?
Chandler: Santa, really?
Monica: Yeah, is that okay?
Chandler: Did your dad ever dress up like Santa?
Monica: No.
Chandler: Then it's okay!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: What?
Rachel: Okay, you remember how you told me your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: And remember how you always said that you were afraid that the landlord would find out and then tear it down?
Phoebe: Yeah?
Rachel: Do you really not know where I'm going with this?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt.
Ross: The armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part.