‘The One with the Giant Poking Device’
Season 3, Episode 8 - Aired November 14, 1996
When Rachel takes care of Ben for an afternoon, Monica accidentally injures him. Meanwhile, Phoebe is worried that somebody will die if she goes to the dentist, and Joey must deliver bad news about Chandler's relationship with Janice.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Can we please focus here? A naked man's life hangs in the balance.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I'm telling you, he's dead. What we're about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
Quote from Chandler
Janice: Sweetie, you should not have to settle for just half my heart.
Chandler: I'll settle for half your heart! I'll settle for a quarter of your heart! I will settle for a little, tiny ventricle.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: My God, I killed another one. The curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Okay, now, remember, something this big and long will be very difficult to maneuver. Fortunately, I have a lot of experience in that area.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Ew. Ugly Naked Guy's using his new hammock. It's like a Play-Doh fat factory.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Why can't you go to him?
Phoebe: Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.
Chandler: That's so weird. Because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist's blouse.