‘The One with the Dozen Lasagnas’
Season 1, Episode 12 - Aired January 12, 1995
Monica struggles to give away lasagnas after she bakes twelve of them for her aunt, only to find out she's a vegetarian. Meanwhile, Ross is determined not to find out the sex of his baby, even though everyone else knows, and Phoebe is horrified when Paulo makes a pass at her.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: He made a move on me.
Joey: Woah, the store will be open tomorrow.
Chandler: More coffee over here, please.
Quote from Ross
Ross: You have to tell her. You have to tell her. It's your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman.
I think it's a feminist issue. Guys? Guys?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.
Joey: Feminist issue? That's where I went.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Okay, you pick one.
Joey: Okay. How about the ladybugs?
Chandler: Oh, so forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining?
Joey: Fine! You want to get the birds? Get the birds!
Chandler: Not like that, I won't. Kip would have liked the birds.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: We haven't known each other for that long a time. And, um, there are three things you should know about me: One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. Two, I never lie. And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Ross: I think it's the most beautiful table I've seen.
Chandler: I know.
Monica: So, how does this work? Are you gonna balance plates on these little guys' heads?
Joey: Who cares? We'll eat at the sink.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Well, it looks like we kicked your butts.
Joey: No, no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic "Standing There" team.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, but I still have five of these so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Paulo, I just wanna tell you, and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say. [slams the door shut]
Quote from Ross
Rachel: See, Rach I don't think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. I really don't. I think what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.
Rachel: No, no. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know. I just gotta figure out what I want.
Ross: No, no. See, because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo.
Rachel: No, I know. I know. And l'm sure your little boy's not gonna grow up to be one.
Ross: What?
Rachel: What?
Ross: I'm having a boy?
Rachel: No. No. In fact, you're not having a boy.
Ross: I'm having a boy. Huh? Am I having a boy?
Monica: You're having a boy!
Ross: I'm having a boy! l'm having a boy!
Chandler: What?
Joey: What is it?
Ross: I'm having a boy! I'm having a boy!