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Friends: The One with the Dozen Lasagnas

112. The One with the Dozen Lasagnas

Aired January 12, 1995

Monica struggles to give away lasagnas after she bakes twelve of them for her aunt, only to find out she's a vegetarian. Meanwhile, Ross is determined not to find out the sex of his baby, even though everyone else knows, and Phoebe is horrified when Paulo makes a pass at her.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Nauseous. I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do? Call lmmigration? I could call lmmigration.

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Quote from Chandler

Joey: [talking cutesy] I love babies with their little baby shoes and their little baby toes and their little hands.
Chandler: Okay, you're gonna have to stop that. Forever.

Quote from Ross

Susan: Hello, Ross.
Ross: Susan.
Susan: So? So did you hear?
Ross: Yes, we did. Everything's A-Okay.
Susan: Oh, that's so cool!
Carol: It really is.
Susan: Do we know?
Carol: We certainly do. It's going to be a-
Ross: Woah, woah. Hello? A guy who doesn't wanna know is standing here.
Susan: Well, is it what we thought it would be?
Carol: Uh-huh.
Ross: Hey, what? Okay, what did we think it was going to be? No, no. I don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. I should probably just go.

Quote from Ross

Carol: Well, thanks for the books.
Ross: No problem. [kisses Carol, pats her belly] Okay. [fist bumps Susan in the arm] Susan.
Susan: Who should we call first? Your folks or Deb and Rhona?
[intercom buzzes]
Carol: Hello?
Ross: [on the intercom] Never mind. I don't wanna know.

Quote from Joey

Joey: How about if we split it?
Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: Do you think we're ready for something like that?
Joey: Why not?
Chandler: Well, it's just a big commitment. What if one of us wants to move out?
Joey: Why? Are you moving out?
Chandler: l'm not moving out.
Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out, right?
Chandler: Yes. Yes. It's just, with my last roommate-
Joey: I know all about Kip.
Chandler: We bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married. And things got pretty ugly.
Joey: Well, let me ask you something. Was Kip a better roommate than me?
Chandler: Oh, don't do that.

Quote from Ross

Monica: Phoebe, what is it?
Phoebe: All right. You know Paolo?
Ross: l'm familiar with his work, yes.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: He made a move on me.
Joey: Woah, the store will be open tomorrow.
Chandler: More coffee over here, please.

Quote from Ross

Ross: You have to tell her. You have to tell her. It's your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman.
I think it's a feminist issue. Guys? Guys?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.
Joey: Feminist issue? That's where I went.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Okay, you pick one.
Joey: Okay. How about the ladybugs?
Chandler: Oh, so forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining?
Joey: Fine! You want to get the birds? Get the birds!
Chandler: Not like that, I won't. Kip would have liked the birds.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: We haven't known each other for that long a time. And, um, there are three things you should know about me: One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. Two, I never lie. And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.

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