Phoebe: Excuse me, ma'am. You can't put your cigarette out on a tree.
Woman: Yeah, I can. It worked real well.
Phoebe: But you shouldn't. So don't ever do that again.
Woman: I won't. Till I have my next cigarette.
Phoebe: Hold it! N.Y.P.D. Freeze, punk!
Woman: What?
Phoebe: That's right. You are so busted. Book 'em.
Woman: Who are you talking to?
Phoebe: Save it, red. Unless you want to spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
Woman: I am not going to apologize to a tree.
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. Backup! Backup!
Woman: Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry.
Phoebe: Okay, cancel backup. Cancel backup.

Ross: Okay, go left. Left. Left.
Rachel: Okay, you know what? There's no more left left.

Joey: There is something. I kind of had a dream. But I don't want to talk about it.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What if Martin Luther King had said that? I kind of have a dream. I don't want to talk about it.

Chandler: Well, Monica and I were friends before we dated. Maybe that's it.
Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
Monica: You become friends after?
Joey: No, never done that either.

Phoebe: Excuse me. Is this your car?
Gary: Yeah.
Phoebe: Well, I don't think it's very nice of you to park here. You're blocking the entrance.
Gary: Don't worry about it. It's not a problem.
Phoebe: Well, it's a problem for me, which mean it's a problem for you, because I'm a cop.
Gary: So am l.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Oh, okay. So you're a cop, which means you can park anywhere. I know that, because I'm a cop too. So all right, keep up the good work. 10-4.

Gary: Hey, wait a minute. So, what precinct are you with?
Phoebe: I'm with the 57th.
Gary: Oh, I know a guy in Homicide up there.
Phoebe: I'm in Vice. In fact, I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore.

Gary: Who else is in Vice up there?
Phoebe: Do you know Sipowicz?
Gary: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.
Phoebe: Yeah. Sipowicz. Yeah. Big guy, kind of bald.
Gary: I don't know him.
Phoebe: Don't try to call him. Because he's not there. He's out. His partner just died.
Gary: Wow, well tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.
Phoebe: I sure will. Take care.
Gary: Hey, by the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is going to be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. Where'd you find my badge?
Phoebe: Oh. [drops the badge and runs away]

Ross: I drew a sketch of how we'll do it. Rach, that's you. That's the couch.
Rachel: Oh, what's that?
Ross: That's me.
Rachel: Wow. You certainly think a lot of yourself.
Ross: No. That's- That's my arm.
Chandler: Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.

Ross: All right, I don't think it's going to pivot any more.

Chandler: Oh, you know what, what did you mean when you said "pivot"?