‘The One with the Cat’
Season 4, Episode 2 - Aired October 2, 1997
When a cat climbs in Phoebe's guitar case, she is convinced it possess the soul of her late mother. Meanwhile, Monica is excited to be going on a date with the coolest kid from high school, while Chandler forces Joey to sell the entertainment center.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Oh, you know, I got an extra futon.
Joey: Dude, you don't have to brag. We got nothing here.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I have to go make a call.
Monica: Why not use the phone in here?
Phoebe: Well, I'm returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: You're never going to believe what I found tagged up on a telephone pole. Look kind of familiar?
Ross: Apparently Phoebe's mother also goes by the name "Julio."
Rachel: You guys, there's a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. You know what that means?
Joey: Yeah, a $200 reward split five ways.
Quote from Monica
Monica: "Chip" is Chip Matthews.
Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why's he calling you?
Monica: Because I ran into him at the bank. He is still so cute.
Ross: Monica, you're so lucky. He's, like, the most popular guy in school.
Monica: I know!
Quote from Ross
Ross: I was just leaving.
Rachel: Good. I've got a report to read. It's like eight pages. I hope I don't fall asleep.
Ross: Why? Did you write it?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Wow. That ripped. That ripped real nice.
Joey: How many times do I have to tell you? You turn and slide. You know, turn and slide.
Chandler: You don't turn and slide. You throw it out. I'm tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Okay, how about we sell it?
Joey: All right. But you'll have to tell them.
Chandler: Can we stick you in another cabinet? They seem all right with it.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Hey, here's a question. Where'd you guys get the "finest oak east of the Mississippi"?
Chandler: Uh-uh. First tell us where you got the prettiest lace in the land.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: "Stunning entertainment center, fine Fine ltalian craftsmanship."
Phoebe: Oh, my God. You guys are selling the entertainment center?
Rachel: Why? I love that thing.
Chandler: You want it?
Rachel: Oh, no.
Phoebe: No.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Gepetto? Five thousand dollars? Are you insane?
Joey: The ad alone cost $300.
Chandler: Okay, I'm changing it to $50 or your best offer.
Joey: What kind of profit is that? And you call yourself an accountant?
Chandler: No.
Joey: What do you do?
Chandler: I can't believe you don't know what I do for a living.
Phoebe: I actually don't know.