‘The One with the Butt’
Season 1, Episode 6 - Aired October 27, 1994
After a talent agency signs Joey after seeing him in a play, he gets his big break in the film industry as Al Pacino's butt double. Meanwhile, Chandler enjoys a casual relationship with a woman he met at the play, until her endless list of partners leaves Chandler wanting more, and Monica's obsessive and controlling nature is put to the test when Rachel tidies the apartment for the first time.
Quote from Ross
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, that is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?
Ross: No, of course not. Yeah. Yeah, it is.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey, listen, can I borrow a couple of things? Aurora spent the night and I really want to make her breakfast.
Monica: So, you got the whole night, huh?
Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have 20 minutes until Ethan, so you know.
Rachel: Ooh. Do I sense a little bit of resentment?
Chandler: No, no, no. No resentment. Believe me it's worth it, okay? You know how in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember the rest of your life. Well, every single second is like that with Aurora. And I've just wasted about 35 of them talking to you people.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I thought you talked to Rick.
Aurora: It's not Rick.
Chandler: Ethan? He gets the whole day!
Aurora: No, it's Andrew.
Chandler: I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but. And Andrew is?
Quote from Chandler
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love without feeling obligated to one another? Up until tonight, I thought that's what you wanted, too.
Chandler: Wel part of me wants that but it's like l'm two guys. You know, one guy's saying, "Shut up. This is great!" But there's this other guy. Actually, it's the guy who wells up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device. He's saying, you know, "This is too hard. Get out! Get out!"
Aurora: So, which one of the guys will you listen to?
Chandler: I have to listen to both. They don't exactly let each other finish.