‘The One with the Boobies’
Season 1, Episode 13 - Aired January 19, 1995
When Chandler accidentally walks in on Rachel changing and sees her boobies, she sets out to even the score. Meanwhile, Joey tries to repair his parent's marriage by putting a stop his father's affair, and Phoebe's friends quickly turn on her new boyfriend, a psychologist named Roger.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: You're not him, you're you. When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?
Joey: No.
Chandler: No. You decided to go into the out-of-work-actor business.
Quote from Joey
Gloria Tribbiani: So tell me. Did you see her?
Joey: Yeah. You're 10 times prettier than she is.
Gloria Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?
Joey: With this ring, no contest.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: It's nothing. I'm fine. It's just- It's my friends. They have a liking problem with you, in that they don't.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Can we change the subject, please?
Phoebe: Because, hello? These aren't her "boobies." These are her breasts.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: You know, I don't know why you were embarrassed. They were very nice boobies.
Rachel: "Nice"? They were "nice"? I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are "nice."
Chandler: Okay. Rock, hard place, me.
Quote from Joey
Joey: It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad leads this double life. He's like actually some spy working for the ClA. That'd be cool. This blows!
Quote from Joey
Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh?
Joey: Yeah, he's gonna keep cheating on my Ma like she wanted. My Ma's gonna keep on pretending she doesn't know, even though she does. And my little sister, Tina, can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order. Which has nothing to do with anything, except I found out today.
Rachel: Wow.
Chandler: Things sure have changed here on Walton's mountain.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: How's it going?
Phoebe: Okay, except I broke up with Roger. [everyone awws]
Phoebe: Yeah, right.
Monica: No, no, really. [everyone awws]
Rachel: What happened?
Phoebe: I don't know. I mean he's a good person, and he can be really sweet. In some ways, I think he is so right for me. It's just, I hate that guy!
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I'm sorry!
Rachel: Oh my God. That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock, you have no respect for anybody's privacy.
Chandler: Rachel, wait. Wait.
Rachel: No, you wait! This is ridiculous.
Chandler: Can I just say one thing?
Rachel: What?! What?
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your nippular areas.