‘The One with Ross's New Girlfriend’
Season 2, Episode 1 - Aired September 21, 1995
After working up the courage to tell him how she feels about him, Rachel struggles to deal with the fact Ross has returned from his trip to China with a new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Monica takes issue with her new hairdresser, Phoebe, and Chandler feels violated by Joey's tailor.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test?
Chandler: That's okay.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: What's going on?
Rachel: Well, okay, first of all Paolo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing that I did. And if I could go back in time and do it again well, I wouldn't.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think and the next day you get back together with the guy and I look like a complete idiot?
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no.
Ross: Okay. Well, then, I think the guy's scum. I hate him. I mean, I actually I physically hate him. I always have. And you are way too good to be with a guy like that.
Rachel: Really?
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy you are. You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: "Oh, my God. I'm with Rachel!" You know? Someone who makes you feel good. Like the way I do with Julie.
Quote from Joey
Joey: No, I swear to God, Dad! That's not how they measure pants!
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Well, despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.