Monica: This is amazing. How did this happen?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. And I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig?
Rachel: Julie! Julie! Isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
Chandler: You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?

Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Monica: How who wears it?
Phoebe: Demi Moore.
Monica: Demi Moore is not a "he."
Phoebe: Well, he was a "he" in Arthur and in 10.
Monica: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
Phoebe: Oh. Oh, my God.
Monica: Oh, God!
Phoebe: Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Which one is Demi Moore?
Monica: She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!
Phoebe: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
Monica: I know!

Chandler: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. I mean, you could "get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true."

Joey: Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No, wait, 16. No, excuse me, 15. All right, when was 1990?
Chandler: Okay, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!

Monica: Hey, Pheebs. You know what I'm thinking?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. How it's been so long since you've had sex that you're wondering if they've changed it?
Monica: No. Although now that's what I'm thinking.

Ross: Okay, bye. That is so sweet. Okay. No, you hang up. No, you- One, two, three. Well, you didn't hang up either.
Rachel: She didn't hang up.
Ross: No, you hang up. You. You.
Rachel: [Rachel grabs the phone and hangs up.] Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.

Ross: You gotta hear this story.
Julie: We're on this bus that's easily 200 years old.
Ross: Easily. Two hundred, at least.
Julie: And this guy-
Rachel: And the chicken poops in her lap! Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't l? Oh, it's just I heard this story in the cab and it is all I can think about.

Ross: We just wanted to say a quick hi. Then we're gonna go see the baby.
Julie: And then we gotta get some sleep.
Ross: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night, our time.
Chandler: Okay, listen, well don't tell us what's gonna happen. Okay? Because I like to be surprised.

Rachel: Here's your lemonade.
Ross: I didn't order lemonade.
Rachel: Oh, well, then you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.
Ross: But?
Rachel: Go, go, go! Come one.