‘The One with Ross's Library Book’
Season 7, Episode 7 - Aired November 16, 2000
Ross is pleased that his dissertation is in the school library, until he finds out it's in an area of the library where people go to make out. Meanwhile, Rachel and Phoebe try get Joey to consider a longer-term relationship with a woman he hooked up with, and Janice invites herself to Chandler and Monica's wedding.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: Hey, don't start judging me. You're the one who's in love with her assistant. And you, you're the one who is having the affair with the guy who keeps pigeons on the roof.
Rachel: Phoebe!
Phoebe: Secret affair.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Let me ask you something. At your school, was there a place on campus where students went to fool around?
Rachel: Yeah, there was. In the corner of the library where all these dusty books were that nobody ever read- Yes, there was.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here. Do you know the paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
Guy: Well, yes. Just give me five minutes. I just have to find someone to cover my shift.
Ross: No, no, no!
Quote from Monica
Janice: I just cannot believe that Clark stood me up.
Monica: Oh, he may still show up.
Janice: What are you, stupid? It's been three hours.
Monica: Is that all?
Quote from Rachel
Erin: It's just, there's no real spark.
Phoebe: Didn't you sleep together?
Erin: Yeah.
Rachel: Tramp.
Quote from Phoebe
Erin:You know what? Maybe you could tell him I'm not interested in a serious relationship.
Phoebe: You mean, like, that you're kind of a loner?
Erin: Yeah, that'd be great.
Phoebe: And maybe that you're a real stronzo.
Erin: I'm sorry.
Phoebe: I guess Italian isn't one of the four languages you speak.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Wow. I guess it wasn't cupid that brought her here.
Phoebe: No, just a regular old flying dwarf.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Joey?
Joey: Yeah?
Rachel: Do you want some pancakes?
Joey: Finally.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Chandler: I say we go with "Careless Whisper."
Quote from Janice
Janice: I was just wondering if I could maybe stay here with you. Just, I really feel like I need to be with family.
Monica: Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice, aren't they?