Phoebe: Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful. Rachel's not in the same place you are.
Ross: If the place you're referring to is being in love, then she is in the same place as me, because I am not in that place.
Phoebe: Okay, I didn't understand that. But, you know, maybe that's because you were speaking the secret language of love.

Chandler: Well, I like that idea, obviously. But I was thinking maybe, maybe it could be a game room, you know. I mean, you can buy old arcade games, like Space lnvaders and Asteroids
for $200. The real ones. The big, big, big ones.
Monica: No.
Chandler: Okay, so you mean "No" as in: "Gee, Chandler. What an interesting idea. Let's discuss it before we reject it completely."
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry. Of course, honey. Yes. Interesting idea. Talk about it. But no.

Monica: I just don't think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room's going to be filled with antiques.
Chandler: Which is why Asteroids is perfect. It's the oldest game.

Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
Chandler: Nothing. I don't have anything against the beautiful guest room. Especially since everybody that we know lives about 30 seconds away.
Monica: Are you mocking me?
Chandler: No, I'm not mocking you or your beautiful guest room.

Rachel: Pheebs, this whole apartment thing is a nightmare. Every place I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. I mean, look at this. "Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker, non-ugly." There's nothing. This city is full.

Phoebe: Wait. No, look at this! "Two bedroom, two bath. Must be nonsmoker. Satan worshipers okay." Oh. Yeah, but it's on the ground floor.

Monica: It is not my fault your chairs are incredibly ugly.
Chandler: All right, that's fine. That's fine. I won't bring over the chairs. I won't bring anything. I wouldn't want to ruin the ambiance over here at Grandma's place!

Ross: I was just clearing some space for your stuff.
Rachel: Thanks. But listen, I was just at Monica's and she and Chandler had a big fight and they're not moving in.
Ross: What do you mean, not moving in? They're still moving in, right?

Ross: What's all this about you guys fighting? Is this really over a room? I mean, that is so silly.
Monica: Ross, we can handle this.
Ross: Well, apparently not. And I can't stand by and watch two people I care about so much be hurt by something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness.
Chandler: Well, why don't you tell her to stop being silly.
Monica: [mimicking Chandler]
Ross: Okay, okay. Two very good points. Look, I've known you both a long time. And I've never seen either of you one-millionth as happy as you've been since you got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. I mean, what's more important, love or silliness?

Chandler: Well, we are fond of the silliness. But we also have a soft spot for the love.
Monica: Love is the best medicine.
Chandler: That's "Iaughter."
Monica: Why do you do it?
Chandler: I don't know.