‘The One with Phoebe's Wedding’
Season 10, Episode 12 - Aired February 12, 2004
As Phoebe's wedding to Mike approaches, Monica drives the bride crazy with her meticulous organization of the event. Phoebe asks Joey to give her away, while Chandler and Ross vie for a role in the wedding.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Come on, Chappy! Do your business! Make! Make! I did not sign on for this.
Quote from Mike
Mike: Mom, I know getting married in the street isn't something you approve of.
Bitsy: No, it's lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever.
Theodore: I crushed a pill and put it in her drink.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Pheebs, you got to keep the line moving. Remember, 20 seconds per person. You see these clowns all the time.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Rachel, only one of us can do it. You have to choose. You and me together again.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: So, what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club but the food is not? And the drinks are there but the bartender is not? Are you freaking kidding me?
Quote from Ross
Joey: I just saw on the news it's the worst snowstorm in 20 years. They already closed all the bridges and tunnels.
Monica: But the band and the photographer are coming in from New Jersey.
Joey: I don't think they are.
Ross: [to Rachel] Ha-ha. Looks like you're not gonna be in the wedding, either. So sorry, Pheebs.
Quote from Joey
Monica: Well, the club lost its power.
Joey: Yeah, according to the news said most of the city did.
Rachel: Since when do you watch the news?
Joey: Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl.