‘The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner’
Season 3, Episode 14 - Aired February 6, 1997
When Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner, she has to decide whether to forgive her for leaving her. Meanwhile, Chandler dates a woman who Joey wronged, and Ross is fed up of the long hours Rachel is working.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: Wow. This girl's good.
Phoebe: Yeah, a song with rhyming words. I never thought of that before.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: I've got some bad news.
Ross: What?
Rachel: I can get a quick bite to eat, but I have to come back here.
Ross: Come on, sweetie. You've had to work late every night for the past two weeks. What is it now?
Mark: Actually, it's my fault. I quit today.
Ross: But work comes first.
Quote from Ross
Ross: But that's sad about you, though. What happened? What happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did you?
Quote from Monica
Joey: When she sees he's my roommate, she'll tell him what I did.
Monica: What did you do?
Joey: Oh, no. I can't. I can't tell you. It's the most awful, horrible thing I've ever done in my whole life.
Monica: Okay, don't tell us. We'll just wait till Chandler gets home. It'll be more fun that way.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I'm gonna play a song now that's really, really sad. It's called "Magician Box Mix-Up."
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Well, hello.
Joey: Where you been?
Chandler: The doctor.
Ross: Is everything okay?
Chandler: Oh, yes. Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep, two nipples, no waiting.
Monica: Well, just like Rachel in high school.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke.
Chandler: That was an obvious joke. And I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh, dear God, what have I done?