‘The One with Monica's Boots’
Season 8, Episode 10 - Aired December 6, 2001
Monica buys an expensive pair of boots which she promises Chandler she'll wear all the time, until she discovers they're extremely painful. Meanwhile, Joey's younger sister seeks Rachel's advice, and Phoebe learns that Ross's son, Ben, is in the same class as Sting's son.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Anyway, it turns out I'm not gonna get those tickets.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Why not?
Ross: Well, it turns out Ben and Sting's son do not get along.
Phoebe: How come?
Ross: Apparently, Sting's son made fun of the fact that Ben's moms are "lesbenims."
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Ross, if they don't get along, then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.
Ross: Phoebe, you can't force kids to be friends.
Phoebe: Sure you can. Give them some blocks. Put them in a playpen.
Ross: Playpen? Ben's 7.
Phoebe: Your kid is 7? He's really small.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Please get the tickets.
Ross: I'm sorry, Pheebs. I just can't do it.
Phoebe: Yes, you can. Sting says so himself.
Ross: What?
Phoebe: [singing to the tune of Roxanne] Ross can!
Ross: Look, I'm sorry-
Phoebe: [singing] Ross can!
Ross: Phoebe?
Phoebe: [singing] Ross can get me the tickets! Ross can get me the tickets!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: I don't think I wanna wear the boots tonight.
Chandler: Why not?
Monica: Well, you know, I'm just worried tour bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or your assistant will see them and want a raise.
Chandler: Do you think I work at some kind of boot-pricing company?
Quote from Rachel
Dina: I can't go in there. I can't tell him.
Rachel: It's gonna be okay. He has been incredibly supportive of me. And if he gets a little upset, that's what the meatball sub is for.
Quote from Rachel
Dina: I'm pregnant.
Joey: What?
Rachel: Now. Now. Give him the sandwich!
Quote from Joey
Joey: Obviously, this is a mistake. You can't be pregnant. Because you have to have sex to get pregnant.
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25, like you did.
Rachel: What? Dina-
Joey: Bub.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Dina, I can't believe this. You're the good one who went to college. Both years!
Quote from Phoebe
Ben: Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Well, I heard you're having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now, the boy's name is Sting's son.