Monica: Our guy's a great dancer.
Phoebe: My guy's well-read.
Chandler: Our guy has great hair.
Phoebe: My guy has great teeth.
Chandler: Our guys smells incredible.
Monica: Do you want our guy to be your guy?

Chandler: Well, you don't look good, Joe.
Joey: Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes. And hey, what was in that brown jar?
Chandler: That's still in there?
Joey: Not anymore.

Joey: Or, you could just, you know, you. [Joey pushes Ross against the refrigerator]
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
Joey: What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Ross: What? How do you know it- How do you know it's even broken?
Joey: Oh, you think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me. [opens fridge door] Well, what do you know? Broken! That'll be $400.
Chandler: Joey, I saw you push him.
Joey: You pushed him.
Ross: Joey, I did not break this. Okay? That has been broken for a while.

Joey: Chandler, remember I told you about our fridge? I still haven't gotten the check for your half yet.
Ross: Do not give him any money!
Joey: I'm not talking to you. You broke my fridge!

Ross: What's the difference?
Monica: Well, a spring vacation, you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break, you're doing frat guys.

Chandler: So, what did Elizabeth say?
Ross: Well, turns out she is going to Daytona for "spring break, woo-hoo!" That means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls' bodies, waking up next to people you don't even know.
Joey: Man, she is going to have a great time!

Ross: Okay, she can't go.
Phoebe: Ross, you can't tell her not to go. You just started dating.
Ross: Then what am I supposed to do?
Phoebe: Nothing. You just have to be cool with it.
Ross: Well, what if she goes down there and then sleeps with a bunch of guys?
Chandler: Well, maybe you don't marry this one.

Ross: Did you pack that bathing suit?
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Ross: So it was pretty funny when I hid it for a while. Anyway. I am worried about that bathing suit. Not because it's revealing, which I'm fine with. No, I'm concerned about your health. Sun exposure.
Elizabeth: Oh, don't worry, I have plenty of sun block. It's SPF 30.
Ross: All right. Well, if what's in the bottle is actually 30. I mean, sometimes you get 30, sometimes it's 4 and I swear to God more often than not, it's just milk.

Phoebe: Rachel, we're sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Rachel: That's all right. I ended up having a really good time. The charity was a big success, they raised a lot of money and awareness.
Chandler: So, what was it for, anyway?
Rachel: I wanna say a disease.

Rachel: Hi. Do you guys know any cute guys?
Chandler: Well, of course, I do. My good friend, Joey, over here.
Joey: ... Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Chandler.