‘The One with Christmas in Tulsa’
Season 9, Episode 10 - Aired December 12, 2002
Chandler is forced to spend Christmas away from his wife and friends, prompting him to look back on Christmases past and his relationship with Monica. [CLIP SHOW]
Quote from Chandler
Monica: All right, maybe I should let you and the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma get back to work.
Chandler: Second prettiest that year. I mean, of all the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably-
Rachel: Oh, Chandler, stop talking.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about but you're getting ham on my only tie.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Hey, you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. You are the head of the household. I don't do anything. I'm a kept man.
Monica: You are. Honey, here's 20 bucks. Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow.