Ross: I got us reservations for Sunday night. How about Ernie's at 9:00?
Rachel: Yeah, well, you'd better make it for three.
Ross: See, I don't know if we're going to be hungry at three.
Rachel: Three people. Joshua's not going to be there.
Ross: What happened?
Rachel: Well, I think he broke up with me.
Ross: No. Why?
Rachel: Apparently, he scares easy.

Joey: This sucks. I didn't know I have to stay up all night before I go to the stupid sleep clinic. I'm so tired.
Chandler: It's six o'clock.

Monica: So, is Joey going to stop snoring?
Chandler: Yep. And a beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. Joey wanted to ask her out, but, you know, she picked me.
Phoebe: How'd that happen?
Chandler: Because I'm cooler.
Monica: No, seriously.
Chandler: Well, she's ... she's the kind of girl- Joey was unconcious.

Chandler: Next time you snore, I'm rolling you over.
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Phoebe: I still cannot believe you're engaged. Just because it's happening so fast. Not because you're a loser.

Ross: Has anyone seen Rach?
Monica: She's upstairs not doing the dishes. I'm telling you, I won't do them this time. Even if they sit there until- I'll do them when I get home.

Ross: You know what would make me really happy?
Rachel: Oh, yeah, no. What's that?
Ross: If the four of us could all, you know, hang out together. In fact, Emily's coming into town this weekend. What do you say we all have dinner Sunday night?
Rachel: That would be great.
Ross: All right. It's a date.

Rachel: "Hang in there." You hang in there. [blows a raspberry]
Ross: Did you say something?
Rachel: No, just singing. [humming]

Monica: Look at this one. It's so beautiful.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you know about half of these will end up getting divorced.

Chandler: All right, buddy. Time to roll over. Oh, no, no, no, no! You are going to a clinic. You're going to a clinic. And a pajama store.