‘The One with All the Thanksgivings’
Season 5, Episode 8 - Aired November 19, 1998
After Thanksgiving dinner the group talk about some of their worst Thanksgiving memories.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: You know how my parents are out of town, and Chip was going to come over.
Monica: Yeah, yeah. And you were going to give him your "flower."
Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex? It really creeps me out when you call it that. Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his "tenderness." Believe me.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Listen, if you and Chip do it tonight, promise me you'll tell me everything.
Rachel: Oh, totally, totally. You know, it's not that big a deal. We already kind of did it once.
Monica: I know, but this time you're going to definitely know whether or not you did it.
Rachel: I know. And Chip promised that this time it'd last at least for an entire song.
Quote from Jack Geller
Judy Geller: So, Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again?
Rachel: Oh, yeah. I had to. There was never any parking by the psychology building.
Jack Geller: Oh, hi, Rachel. Wow. Love your new nose!
Judy Geller: Jack!
Jack Geller: What? Dr. Wolfson's an artist. He removed my mole cluster. Want to see?
Quote from Ross
Judy Geller: Yes, yes, Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Ross: Oh, Mom ... Okay. Her name is Carol. And she's really pretty and smart. And she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: I just don't feel like I got him back, you know. I just want to humiliate him. I want him to be, like, naked, and I want to point at him and laugh.
Rachel: Okay. That, we may be able to do.
Monica: How?
Rachel: Well, guys tend to get naked before they're going to have sex.
Monica: What? I didn't work this hard and lose all this weight just so I could give my flower to someone like him.
Rachel: Okay. First of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's ever going to take it.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I love macaroni and cheese. I love the way this box feels against my cheek.
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Ooh. And I love carrots. Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers. Like this. And hold them down here while I talk to you. And, you know, if I get really hot I like to pick up this knife. And I put the cool steel against my body.
Quote from Jack Geller
Doctor: It says here the knife went straight through your shoe.
Jack Geller: Of course it did. They're made of wicker.
Quote from Jack Geller
Monica: I can go really fast. Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche.
Jack Geller: Oh, I'm not falling for that one.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Look, Monica, this is not going to work.
Monica: I bet this will work.
Chandler: You're so great. I love you.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Nothing. I said you're so great, and then I just stopped talking.
Monica: You said you loved me. I can't believe this.
Chandler: No, I didn't.
Monica: Yes, you did.
Chandler: No, I didn't.
Monica: You love me.
Chandler: No, I don't. Stop it, stop it, stop it.