‘The One with All the Poker’
Season 1, Episode 18 - Aired March 2, 1995
Tired of being a waitress, Rachel applies for a job at Saks Fifth Avenue. After the boys introduce the girls to poker, they seek help from Monica's Aunt so they can beat the guys.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Okay, so now we draw cards.
Monica: So I wouldn't need any because I have a straight.
Rachel: Oh, good for you!
Phoebe: Congratulations!
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Okay, last-minute lesson! Joey. Three. Eight. Eight. Three.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, I see, so you were lying.
Joey: About what?
Phoebe: About how good your cards were.
Joey: I was bluffing.
Phoebe: Ah-ha! And what is bluffing? Is it not another word for lying?
Quote from Ross
Monica: And you know what? We want a rematch.
Ross: That's fine with me. Could use some money.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win. And for me to win, others have to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a nice guy. Because once those cards are dealt. [hand gesture]
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: I'm not a nice guy.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: All right, guys, let's eat.
Chandler: Did you get that from the "I Love Rachel Pizzeria"?
Ross: You still on that?
Chandler: Come on, what was with that whole Black Bart speech? "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy."
Quote from Joey
Ross: Joey, I'm a little shy.
Joey: That's okay, Ross. You can ask me.
Chandler: What do you need?
Ross: 15.
Chandler: Okay, here's 10.
Joey: Yeah, I got 5. I got 5.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: You know, I know they call this a Love Seat, but I'm not really feeling anything special towards you.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Could you be any smugger?
Ross: Huh. Let's see. Um, say, Rach, I am opening up a new art gallery and I could sure use portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton.