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The One with All the Jealousy

‘The One with All the Jealousy’

Season 3, Episode 12 - Aired January 16, 1997

Ross is sure that Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, is trying to lure her away from him. Meanwhile, Monica dates a poetic busboy at the diner and Joey is forced to teach a Broadway cast to dance after a lie on his resume catches up with him.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: What am I going to do?
Chandler: You don't do anything. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings. And don't cry out loud.

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Quote from Chandler

Joey: Guess who has an audition for a Broadway musical?
Chandler: I want to say you, but it seems like such an easy answer.

Quote from Ross

Ross: What, uh, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Rachel: Oh, he's just goofing around.
Ross: Oh, that's- That's funny. Why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Rachel: Ha, ha. Honey, this is his office, too. I told you, we're Joanna's two assistants.
Ross: Why does Joanna need two assistants? How lazy is she?

Quote from Joey

Phoebe: Well, can you, like, dance at all?
Joey: Yeah, I can dance. You know-
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Phoebe: What- What is that?
Joey: Sure, it looks stupid now. There's no music playing.
Chandler: [phone rings] All right, I have to get that. But no, no.

Quote from Joey

Monica: Look, I got to tell you this. Last night, we were fooling around, and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem.
Joey: Get out. I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Okay, we have our stripper, a Miss Crystal Chandelier.
Joey: Well, sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Oh, poor Monica.
Chandler: What? What? What?
Phoebe: What? He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look. "My vessel so lovely with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still. " He thinks Monica's empty.
She's the empty vase.
Chandler: You really think that's what he meant?
Phoebe: Totally.

Quote from Ross

Ross: I'm hurt. I'm actually hurt that you would think I would send you any of those things out of anything other than love. Hurt. Hurt.
Rachel: All right, Ross, I get it. You're hurt.

Quote from Ross

Chandler: Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidante. Now, he's going to be the guy that she goes to to complain about you.
Ross: What am I going to do?
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug? Oh, no. You already did that.

Quote from Ross

Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes, trying to get a tie. What do I have to do to get some service? Hi, Rach.

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