‘The One with All the Cheesecakes’
Season 7, Episode 11 - Aired January 4, 2001
Chandler and Rachel get hooked on cheesecakes which were meant for someone else. David is in New York for just one night, but Phoebe has already made plans with Joey. Monica is upset that she wasn't invited to her cousin's wedding.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Hey, Joe, while you're over there, how about another beer for "The Ross-a-tron"?
Joey: "Ross--" Is that back?!
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: Forget it. We are just hungry. We have not had lunch. We are just lightheaded. So let us go out, have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Rachel: Yeah, we'll drop it off downstairs so we're not tempted.
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Rachel: Mama's Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois.
Quote from Ross
Ross: I can't cancel on Joan.
Monica: Why not?
Ross: Did you not hear me? She's an assistant professor in the linguistics department, okay. They're wild.
Quote from Ross
Joey: Oh, that's nice. Family should be there. It's her wedding. Happiest day of her life.
Monica: We'll see!
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: Do you see what I see?
Rachel: It's still there.
Chandler: Mrs. Braverman must be out.
Rachel: She could be out of town. Maybe she'll be gone for months.
Chandler: By then the cheesecake may have gone bad. We don't want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
Rachel: No, that could kill her.
Chandler: Well, we wouldn't want that.
Rachel: No, so we're protecting her.
Chandler: Well, we should take it.
Rachel: Yeah, but we should be quick.
Chandler: Why?
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Quote from David
Phoebe: Oh, my God, that's David.
Monica: Who?
Phoebe: David, the scientist guy. David that I was in love with. David who went to Russia and broke my heart, David.
David: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: Oh, you say someone's name enough, they turn around.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I got those plans with Phoebe.
Chandler: Oh, really? Monica said she had a date at 9.
Joey: What? Tonight?
Chandler: That's what Monica said.
Joey: After that speech, she goes and makes a date on the same night she has plans with me? I think she's trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Limited seating, my ass. Let's just see who made the cut. Hi. I'm Monica Geller.
How do you know the bride and groom?
Woman: Oh, I used to work with Frannie.
Monica: Used to work with her. Used to. I'm a relative and I didn't get invited. A blood relative. Blood.
Ross: Stop saying "blood" to strangers.
Quote from Joey
Joey: You know what, Pheebs? You were right before. Friends are so important.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm very wise. I know.
Joey: Know what I really want?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: Is to have a long, long talk. You know? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.
Quote from Joey
Joey: What are you still doing here? I told you, lobster ravioli!