Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Rachel: No. No, you can't.
Tag: What?
Rachel: I don't know.

Rachel: Yeah, you know what. I think we're going to take off too. We rented a movie.
Phoebe: Oh, I won't say no to a movie.
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, we just actually kind of wanted to be alone.
Phoebe: Shh. Get me out of here.

Ross: Joey, where's the pipe that was holding the door open?
Joey: I don't know. [Joey looks into the pipe he's using as a telescope] Yeah, I do.

Chandler: Monica.
Monica: She's sleeping.
Chandler: I know. Just a quick question. Quick question. Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duvall. Armageddon is what's going to happen to you if you wake me up.

Monica: It's in the living room, where there's also a light and no one will kick you in the shin.
Chandler: What? Ow!

Phoebe: Please don't be a spaceship. Please don't be a spaceship.

Monica: I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you to sleep?
Chandler: It got interesting. Damn you, Oprah!

Chandler: Hey, you know what we could do, you know, now that we're up? We could just talk to each other all night long, you know. Like we did when we were first going out. It'll be fun.
Monica: Okay, that does sound fun.
Chandler: Yeah. So I mean how bummed were you when the second sister died, huh?
Monica: The second sister dies?!
Chandler: No. No, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Monica: The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
Chandler: That's correct.

Joey: Look, I have an audition tomorrow, and I can't go if I break my leg.
Ross: Well, I'm not jumping. I have a son. He won't have a father if I die.
Joey: So it looks like we're even.

Monica: You still awake?
Chandler: Yeah, you?
Monica: You do know that it was me that just said that, right?