‘The One Where the Monkey Gets Away’
Season 1, Episode 19 - Aired March 9, 1995
Ross is excited about the prospect of spending the evening with Rachel, who spent the afternoon looking after Marcel, until he finds out she lost the monkey. As Ross worries that Marcel will be seized as an illegal exotic animal, things go from bad to worse when the Animal Control woman remembers Rachel from high school.
Quote from Joey
Samantha: Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Joey: Oh, sure, sure. Did you try turning the knob back the other way?
Samantha: Of course.
Joey: Oh. Then, no.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Oh, gosh. We've been all over the neighborhood. He's just gone.
Rachel: Ross, you don't know that.
Ross: Oh, come on. It's cold, it's dark. He doesn't know the Village.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: It's not like I did this on purpose.
Ross: No, no, this is just vintage Rachel. Things just sort of happen around you. You're off in "Rachel Land," doing your "Rachel Thing", totally oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings-
Quote from Monica
Monica: This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
Phoebe: No.
Monica: That's because I'm in front of them.
Quote from Ross
Ross: You know how we were talking before about relationships, and stuff.
Rachel: Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this.
Ross: Okay, quick and painful.