‘The One Where Ross Dates a Student’
Season 6, Episode 18 - Aired March 9, 2000
Ross flirts with danger when he starts dating a student. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Rachel are forced to move in with their friends when a fire ruins their apartment.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Rachel: I did.
Phoebe: Yeah?
Rachel: Monica was so sweet. She left a little mint on my pillow.
Phoebe: Know what Joey left on my pillow? Gum.
Quote from Joey
Monica: It's the fire inspector.
Phoebe: Hello? Yeah, this is Phoebe. Really?
[across the hall:]
Joey: [on the phone, nasally voice] Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn't the hair-straightener
that started the fire. No, no. It was the candles. Yeah. It's very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is ... [Phoebe enters] ... okay, well I have to go now.
Quote from Monica
Monica: So, it's okay to date a student?
Ross: Well, not really. I mean, technically, it's not against the rules. But it is frowned upon, especially by that professor we ran into last night: "Judgy Von Holier-than-thou."
Monica: Well, Ross. You just be careful, okay? You don't want to get a reputation as "Professor McNails-his-students."
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Wait a minute. Why are we so sure that this is a girl?
Ross: It's a girl.
Quote from Monica
Joey: Hey, Chandler, you know your college friend who became a movie director?
Chandler: Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my movement class.
Phoebe: What's a movement class?
Monica: It's Chandler's way of pretending he didn't take mime.
Quote from Joey
Joey: She's directing a new AI Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition.
Chandler: I don't know. I haven't talked to her in, like, 10 years.
Joey: Please, Chandler, I would owe you so much.
Chandler: You do owe me so much. You owe me 3400-
Joey: Hey, hey. Why you changing the subject?
Quote from Rachel
Phoebe: Oh, my God. How bad was it?
Rachel: I don't know, but it was a fire, so I'm guessing not good.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: What are you smiling about?
Joey: The part I want to audition for is a fireman. This is so meant to be.
Quote from Ross
Elizabeth: Want to go out sometime?
Ross: Uh, that's not the best idea.
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semester's over. You're not my teacher anymore.
Ross: What time?
Elizabeth: Oh, you know what? Forget it. I see you already gave me an A.
Ross: Gotcha.
Elizabeth: I'm kidding. God.
Ross: So seriously, what time?
Quote from Monica
Joey: Hey, buddy, think I could borrow your uniform this Thursday?
Fireman: Excuse me?
Monica: Joey! He's working. [to Chandler] You would look good in that.