Ross: Dad, Emma's in the nursery. I'll take you now if you want. But I really want to talk to you.
Rachel: I know. I still need to talk to you.
Joey: Okay, but before you guys do that, I need to talk to you. And, Ross, I need to talk to you.
Phoebe: Oh, and I need to talk to you.
Monica: About what?
Phoebe: To see if you know what these guys are talking about.

Joey: What the hell am I gonna tell him?
Chandler: Maybe you don't have to tell him.
Joey: Ooh, I like that.
Chandler: Yeah. If you clear things up with Rachel, Ross never needs to find out. But you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass.
Joey: All right, let's not get carried away.

Rachel: I think I just got engaged.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. He did it? What?
Rachel: Did you know he was gonna ask me?
Phoebe: Are you kidding? I'm, like, the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.
Rachel: And you really think this is a good idea?
Phoebe: I just talked him into it. Don't tell me I have to do you too? The puppet master gets tired, people.

Joey: You know what? I'll come back later.
Ross: Wow. Kind of a full house here. I guess I'll just I'll come back.
Phoebe: There he goes. Your fiance.
Rachel: I guess so.
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
Rachel: I can't say I'm surprised.

Jack Geller: Wanna peek?
Ross: No!
Jack Geller: Come on.
Ross: You know what? I don't like you without Mom.

Phoebe: Congratulations. I didn't want to say anything in front of Joey because I didn't know if he knew yet.
Ross: What? That we had the baby? Now let's give him a little credit. Although he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.

Phoebe: No, no, that you and Rachel are engaged.
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Oh, it's a secret? Oh, goody. Yes. Ooh, we haven't done the secret thing in a long time.
Ross: Phoebe, there is no secret, okay? I didn't propose.
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor?
Ross: I am a doctor.

Ross: Oh, my God. She thinks we're engaged! Why? Why, why would she think we're engaged?
Phoebe: Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? You know, Ross, doctors are supposed to be smart.
Ross: I didn't give her that ring.
Phoebe: You didn't?
Ross: No!
Phoebe: So whose ring is it?
Ross: It's mine.
Phoebe: Is it an engagement ring?
Ross: Yes.
Phoebe: But you didn't give it to her?
Ross: No.
Phoebe: But you were going to propose?
Ross: No!
Phoebe: I might be losing interest in this.

Ross: Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel. But all I wanted to do was see if she maybe, kind of wanted to start things up again.
Phoebe: What beautiful lukewarm sentiment.

Chandler: Look, we can't stay in here forever.
Monica: It's just- I still can't believe that my dad saw us having sex. He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees.